Mission accomplished.

Mission accomplished.

Will I make it? Fml.

Will I make it? Fml.

Had this contraption for a while now and I gotta tell you it’s saves parents lives. In 5 mins she will just…..zZzZzZz. Thank goodness for the invention of swings.

Had this contraption for a while now and I gotta tell you it’s saves parents lives. In 5 mins she will just…..zZzZzZz. Thank goodness for the invention of swings.

Dat purple. Re-edit.

Dat purple. Re-edit.

Thank you officer dick.

Thank you officer dick.

Get a job dawg.

Get a job dawg.

I got off early from work and If I’m not sweating at work I’m sweating at the house. Lawn day. Happy early Easter people.

I got off early from work and If I’m not sweating at work I’m sweating at the house. Lawn day. Happy early Easter people.

@joeblackguy We about to our revenge on you niggas. @vic_danny21 @brea_89 it’s about to go down. Screw your brisket. #youaintaboutthatlife

@joeblackguy We about to our revenge on you niggas. @vic_danny21 @brea_89 it’s about to go down. Screw your brisket. #youaintaboutthatlife

fighting-for-animals:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

the butt odor one omfg

(Source: guy, via barackobarn)

xxmoreaboutnothinxx:

Don’t get it twisted there’s a difference

xxmoreaboutnothinxx:

Don’t get it twisted there’s a difference

(Source: ohyeselifresh, via barackobarn)